Poll 3-17-16 St. Patrick

I'm an old curmudgeon.

I refuse to play the "wear green" game.

I don't start drinking at 11:00 am.

I don't wear a goddamned leprechaun hat.

The St Oatricks day thing is a thing I ignore.

I think it goes something like this. The Irish had been suffering. Forced to drink piss colored beer. Patty appeared one day with kegs of green beer. It was a miracle. No longer would they have to drink yellow beer. He was made a saint the next day.

The end

Post any knowledge ye've got lads and lassies.