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New Haunt for Polk
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°126
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A mere eight hours later and the deed is done. Psycho boss is done.
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°127
Re: New Haunt for Polk
theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Polk and the dick pic bandit.
Sounds like the title of this generations Encyclopedia Brown books.
theIllustriousDrGonzo- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°128
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Polk and the dick pic bandit.
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°129
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rkwsuperstar wrote:kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:Kegs, did you watch Hannibal over the weekend? Did you like it?
It was a horrible show. An awful show... and I'm not saying that I'm really liking and a am currently watching episode 12 while I post here. Nope. Not saying that at all.
Once it got going, it gets really good. Season 2...well. Enjoy.
I'm not sure I'd be enjoying it as much as I am if I wasn't binging it.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°130
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kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:Kegs, did you watch Hannibal over the weekend? Did you like it?
It was a horrible show. An awful show... and I'm not saying that I'm really liking and a am currently watching episode 12 while I post here. Nope. Not saying that at all.
Once it got going, it gets really good. Season 2...well. Enjoy.
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°131
Re: New Haunt for Polk
rkwsuperstar wrote:Kegs, did you watch Hannibal over the weekend? Did you like it?
It was a horrible show. An awful show... and I'm not saying that I'm really liking and a am currently watching episode 12 while I post here. Nope. Not saying that at all.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°132
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Kegs, did you watch Hannibal over the weekend? Did you like it?
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°133
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kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
"Were these the dick pics the boss was showing you? Then how about this one? This one? Hmmm... yes, I guess that does look like the shirt I'm wearing. Any chance the boss has one too?"
Polk "investigating" the dick pic issue
https://youtu.be/B6M70YoiI3I
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°134
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rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
We need a like button
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°135
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kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
"Were these the dick pics the boss was showing you? Then how about this one? This one? Hmmm... yes, I guess that does look like the shirt I'm wearing. Any chance the boss has one too?"
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°136
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James.k.Polk wrote:It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°137
Re: New Haunt for Polk
James.k.Polk wrote:It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
"Were these the dick pics the boss was showing you? Then how about this one? This one? Hmmm... yes, I guess that does look like the shirt I'm wearing. Any chance the boss has one too?"
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°138
Re: New Haunt for Polk
James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
Don't forget dead animals decaying and fish bleeding.
and the bodies. Never forget the bodies.
Fish bleeding? Thanks for that image.
Dead bodies? How can I forget them if you keep reminding me?!
At least I didn't mention the black sludge.
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°139
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It's a rare Monday off for me, but I have to go in to the store and collect statements from other employees about the dick pics my boss showed around the store.
I swear if this blows up on me...
I swear if this blows up on me...
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°140
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James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
Don't forget dead animals decaying and fish bleeding.
and the bodies. Never forget the bodies.
Fish bleeding? Thanks for that image.
Dead bodies? How can I forget them if you keep reminding me?!
You're welcome.
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°141
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kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
Don't forget dead animals decaying and fish bleeding.
and the bodies. Never forget the bodies.
Fish bleeding? Thanks for that image.
Dead bodies? How can I forget them if you keep reminding me?!
kegs- Believes Timely and Gonzo are meant to be together
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- Post n°142
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rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
Don't forget dead animals decaying and fish bleeding.
and the bodies. Never forget the bodies.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°143
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James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
Don't forget dead animals decaying and fish bleeding.
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°144
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rkwsuperstar wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
Good. I hate lake activities. I'm not jumping in a lake for any reason. They'll billion gallon bacteria and urine catchers.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°145
Re: New Haunt for Polk
James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
This weekend is Lake Texoma. No time for lake activities, though.
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°146
Re: New Haunt for Polk
rkwsuperstar wrote:I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
I'll soldier on in your absence.
Can't be disappointed that you're doing something important and can't waste time with the likes of me and Gonzo. Have fun in Wichita Falls this weekend.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°147
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I'm sorry to disappoint, but I may not be on much in the evenings this week. I've got to get my homework done early in the week, I've got to get packed for a wedding I'm attending this weekend, and I've got to get bridal shower invitations finished so I can take them to WF this weekend. The bride wants to hand deliver some of them, and after this weekend, I'm not sure when I'll back her way. It makes me tired just thinking about it.
rkwsuperstar- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°148
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James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote: And I really felt bad for Katey Sagal. All this talent and she's stuck saying things like "the glee club is your family!"
After watching her in Sons of Anarchy, I could see her playing that roll if both the family and the glee club were run by Charles Manson.
Ooh. What if Pitch Perfect and Married... With Children exist in a shared universe?
Now that I think of it I'd like to see Married..With Children on Futurama.
The did one, but it was kind d of half assed. Now if they could have got Peg Bundy put into cryogenic sleep and Leela was her career assignment officer, that could have been golden.
Alkazar!
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°149
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kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote: And I really felt bad for Katey Sagal. All this talent and she's stuck saying things like "the glee club is your family!"
After watching her in Sons of Anarchy, I could see her playing that roll if both the family and the glee club were run by Charles Manson.
Ooh. What if Pitch Perfect and Married... With Children exist in a shared universe?
Now that I think of it I'd like to see Married..With Children on Futurama.
The did one, but it was kind d of half assed. Now if they could have got Peg Bundy put into cryogenic sleep and Leela was her career assignment officer, that could have been golden.
James.k.Polk- Achieved rank by cheating
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- Post n°150
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kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:kegs wrote:James.k.Polk wrote: And I really felt bad for Katey Sagal. All this talent and she's stuck saying things like "the glee club is your family!"
After watching her in Sons of Anarchy, I could see her playing that roll if both the family and the glee club were run by Charles Manson.
Ooh. What if Pitch Perfect and Married... With Children exist in a shared universe?
Sure, I guess you could go that way, but I rather see the PP cast taken out in a motorcycle gang war.
Well I already believe th at sons of Anarchy is the married... With Children sequel. AL is put into witness protection, Peg moves on to lead a violent biker gang. AL goes on to run a closet organizer business...