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rkwsuperstar wrote:A sponsored ad hit my Facebook page. Captain Morgan. Making a Rum Runner. Now I want one. Polk, it's kind of pink, you might enjoy it.
I used to like rum drinks. I bet I would love it. Probably super sweet though.
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I used to like rum drinks. I bet I would love it. Probably super sweet though.
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A sponsored ad hit my Facebook page. Captain Morgan. Making a Rum Runner. Now I want one. Polk, it's kind of pink, you might enjoy it.
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kegs wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I generally like living alone. I don't have to deal with other people being noisy or making a mess. However, I have found a drawback. When your back is sunburned, there is no one there to apply lotion to the area you can't reach.
Take a large wool sock. Fill it with lotion and staple it to the wall at back level. Then just rub your back against the sock. For more relief, put it in the refrigerator for an hour before stapling.
I roll up a towel. Put lotion on towel. Seesaw the towel across my back. It's not exactly pleasant, the scratching on the burned skin, but it's better than nothing.
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Patch wrote:Okay house cleaning is done. Let me know what you think of the new look. I'm open to suggestions. There are lots of templates we can choose for colors and different layouts. Still learning here so bear with me.
I stole the Haunt Logo so if one of you creative types would like to work something up, go for it.
I like it.
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rkwsuperstar wrote:I generally like living alone. I don't have to deal with other people being noisy or making a mess. However, I have found a drawback. When your back is sunburned, there is no one there to apply lotion to the area you can't reach.
Take a large wool sock. Fill it with lotion and staple it to the wall at back level. Then just rub your back against the sock. For more relief, put it in the refrigerator for an hour before stapling.
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Okay house cleaning is done. Let me know what you think of the new look. I'm open to suggestions. There are lots of templates we can choose for colors and different layouts. Still learning here so bear with me.
I stole the Haunt Logo so if one of you creative types would like to work something up, go for it.
I stole the Haunt Logo so if one of you creative types would like to work something up, go for it.
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We just got an email from Admin Services, that due to the recent Supreme Court ruling, same-sex spouses will be covered by our health benefits beginning July 1. I am pleased. However, I am not pleased to hear what I think I will soon be hearing in the hallways at work.
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James.k.Polk wrote:rkwsuperstar wrote:I generally like living alone. I don't have to deal with other people being noisy or making a mess. However, I have found a drawback. When your back is sunburned, there is no one there to apply lotion to the area you can't reach.
Me, I'm the one who leaves a mess for my roommate to clean up. And since I have no roommate, I come along later and get all pissed at myself for being a slob.
The other negative for me about living alone is I find myself talking to myself more and more. The other day I narrated my entire trip to the grocery section at Wal-Mart. Interspersed with my own hauntingly beautiful rendition of TMBG's "Older"
Walking down the aisles of Wal-Mart singing "you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older... and now you're even older..."
Most people either did not take notice or moved quietly away from the crazy person.
As for sunburn- I try not to go out in the sun. I would apply bactine for you if you asked though.
I chose to live in a house. I have the yard to maintain. I'd rather dig up a 2 foot tall careless weed than mow it over and have it spread it's seeds everywhere. It's taken me 4 years to get the yard to be grass instead of almost completely careless weeds (and other weeds). I have to stay vigilant.
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Going to start some house cleaning around here, so if everything crashes, you know what happened. I'll get it back up ASAP if that happens.
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rkwsuperstar wrote:I generally like living alone. I don't have to deal with other people being noisy or making a mess. However, I have found a drawback. When your back is sunburned, there is no one there to apply lotion to the area you can't reach.
Me, I'm the one who leaves a mess for my roommate to clean up. And since I have no roommate, I come along later and get all pissed at myself for being a slob.
The other negative for me about living alone is I find myself talking to myself more and more. The other day I narrated my entire trip to the grocery section at Wal-Mart. Interspersed with my own hauntingly beautiful rendition of TMBG's "Older"
Walking down the aisles of Wal-Mart singing "you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older... and now you're even older..."
Most people either did not take notice or moved quietly away from the crazy person.
As for sunburn- I try not to go out in the sun. I would apply bactine for you if you asked though.
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I generally like living alone. I don't have to deal with other people being noisy or making a mess. However, I have found a drawback. When your back is sunburned, there is no one there to apply lotion to the area you can't reach.
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theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Just got home from another funeral. Tomorrow is the service..I really hate it.
Sympathies, Gonz. Was this a family member who passed away or a friend?
Do you still talk to Camilla? Maybe talking to a female person would boost your spirits.
My great aunt. Yes I still talk to her. I'm doing alright. It's different this time, but still a shitty situation.
More hugs to Gonzo
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James.k.Polk wrote:theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:A) You're MOVING? Is Texas an option?theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:I just don't have much to say. Busy getting ready for the move and I doubt anyone wants to hear me ramble about the farm over weekend.
B) Rambling on about shit is basically all we do here. Ramble away.
I'm moving to NC for a bit. I have family there and just feel like I need a change. It's time.
If you ever wanted to try Texas, I'd look for an apartment with actual bedrooms and try to be OK with the occasional smell of weed.
I can add a few chapters to my Freaky Friend Fiction.
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Hood morning to Arkay, Patch, Ozne, Nebs, Kegs... Timely (even though he's too good for us forum haunters) and anyone I might have forgotten.
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NebulaJack wrote:Just did my first goofy product review for Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/review/RM1V8H32WXRR2
Nice. I agree with your review. 100%
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Patch wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:
If you ever wanted to try Texas, I'd look for an apartment with actual bedrooms and try to be OK with the occasional smell of weed.
I'd pay part of the rent just to hear the stories that come out of this. Even better I'll set up web cams and make money from it.
<cue "Odd Couple theme song">
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James.k.Polk wrote:
If you ever wanted to try Texas, I'd look for an apartment with actual bedrooms and try to be OK with the occasional smell of weed.
I'd pay part of the rent just to hear the stories that come out of this. Even better I'll set up web cams and make money from it.
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theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:A) You're MOVING? Is Texas an option?theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:I just don't have much to say. Busy getting ready for the move and I doubt anyone wants to hear me ramble about the farm over weekend.
B) Rambling on about shit is basically all we do here. Ramble away.
I'm moving to NC for a bit. I have family there and just feel like I need a change. It's time.
If you ever wanted to try Texas, I'd look for an apartment with actual bedrooms and try to be OK with the occasional smell of weed.
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James.k.Polk wrote:A) You're MOVING? Is Texas an option?theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:I just don't have much to say. Busy getting ready for the move and I doubt anyone wants to hear me ramble about the farm over weekend.
B) Rambling on about shit is basically all we do here. Ramble away.
I'm moving to NC for a bit. I have family there and just feel like I need a change. It's time.
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theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:James.k.Polk wrote:theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Just got home from another funeral. Tomorrow is the service..I really hate it.
Sympathies, Gonz. Was this a family member who passed away or a friend?
Do you still talk to Camilla? Maybe talking to a female person would boost your spirits.
My great aunt. Yes I still talk to her. I'm doing alright. It's different this time, but still a shitty situation.
Don't feel like you can't talk about it here. Or on Facebook messenger if you want private.
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A) You're MOVING? Is Texas an option?theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:I just don't have much to say. Busy getting ready for the move and I doubt anyone wants to hear me ramble about the farm over weekend.
B) Rambling on about shit is basically all we do here. Ramble away.
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James.k.Polk wrote:theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Just got home from another funeral. Tomorrow is the service..I really hate it.
Sympathies, Gonz. Was this a family member who passed away or a friend?
Do you still talk to Camilla? Maybe talking to a female person would boost your spirits.
My great aunt. Yes I still talk to her. I'm doing alright. It's different this time, but still a shitty situation.
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theIllustriousDrGonzo wrote:Just got home from another funeral. Tomorrow is the service..I really hate it.
Sympathies, Gonz. Was this a family member who passed away or a friend?
Do you still talk to Camilla? Maybe talking to a female person would boost your spirits.
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NebulaJack wrote:Also, poll of the day is up.
By the way, as a request, when a new thread is started, could someone post in the old one. I had it up all last night looking for new messages.
That's my fault, Nebsy. Sorry.